M’s Review
I’d never presume to know what you value
Is accuracy more important than quality? If you aim to accurately replicate the slightly metallic, burnt taste of IHOP coffee that’s been unceremoniously sweetened by a dollop of their Old Fashioned syrup, this is the coffee for you. If not, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe don’t drink this. There’s a chemical note to the flavor that made my guts clench up like a fist after a couple of sips. Very happy that I stopped drinking at that point. We are our own laboratory mice in this experiment called “life” – squeeeeak!
Theodore’s Review
As a food substance: This is without question one of the worst foods I have ever had the misfortune to taste. How did this come to pass? How could humanity have gone so far astray?
As an engineered product, however: I have verified the taste of “IHOP buttery syrup PREMIUM COFFEE” by attending a local IHOP and pouring buttery syrup into the COFFEE, then tasting it. This packaged “IHOP buttery syrup PREMIUM COFFEE” indeed replicates that horrible taste to perfection. It is a successfully engineered food product. A+.
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