M.’s Review
Even though the packaging assured me that the food I consumed was not out of date, it certainly tasted like it was. Congratulations: staleness now comes in a strawberry tube form, dry and desolate. The shape reminds me of the far superior snacking cylinder, Combos, but the texture and flavors are distinctly un-Combos-like. Was eating a strawberry Pop-Tart Crunchy Popper like eating a strawberry Pop-Tart? Yes, if the Pop-Tart in question was an extremely stale one. However unlike even the stalest of Pop-Tarts, here there was no oasis of filling to cut the desert of dryness, just unforgiving strawberry sweetness.
To whom it may concern:
Theodore has decided to go home but in his absence he would like you to know that the the small Pop-Tarts taste like big Pop-Tarts but stale.
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